The Scorpion on Life

GL:              I'm asking Scorpion. He wants to know:

Scorpion: (1) How old are you? (2) What are your hopes/goals/dreams or like... ummm.. something... what's her name? What's her name? If the name comes from Latin, you can find out some animal that it comes from. Any animals that she like? Maybe, like, a rabbit? Or a starfish?

CFab:        (1) 26

Scorpion: or some sort of Japanese symbol.

CFab:        (2) to make it through the day without having an awkward run in in the ladies room. My name means "the lame one" in latin

Scorpion: OK. That's her goal... hrmm... ladies room..

CFab:        im not even kidding

Scorpion: Oh! An Angel! hrm... what's a symbol of lame? What kind of animal represents lameness? A lama! Oh, even better, 'ladies room', she should get a commode or something. That would be cool, like a lama and one of those American Standard toilet bowls. It would be a conversation starter, too.

CFab:        wait wait wait

Scorpion: Where does she want her tattoo? In her lower back? Neck? Side?

CFab:        a lama, with a toilet bowl? i am in tears. laughing tears that is

Scorpion: Where she's from? Italy? Italian Flag? or... A Vespa? Or like... A Ham or pork or something... or a pizza! What could be more cool than a pizza... pepperoni pizza... [mumbles and walks back to desk]

GL:              He literally just started mumbling about pizza and went back to his corner of the room. Now he's sending links: http://www.usc.edu/schools/annenberg/asc/projects/comm544/library/images/742bg.jpg.

CFab:        wait, im sorry, did he jsut send a dali paintaing as a suggestion for a tat?

GL:              yes. he said it's an abstract tat. I told him it was a picture of some fingers and an egg and that Dali was spanish.

GL:              Scorpion suggests this one as well: http://www.acps.k12.va.us/artalbum/albums/userpics/10001/normal_brittany.jpg. note: it was drawn by a child.