Monday, October 30, 2006
On Roller Coasters
Scorpion: I don't go on that roller coaster... You know, the big loopy one.
GL: Why not?
Scorpion: It's... You know... Too... Loopy.
GL: Why not?
Scorpion: It's... You know... Too... Loopy.
On a potential girlfriend
"She has to be able to run in the morning and dance at night. I don't want her to be like a whale down there."
Thursday, October 19, 2006
On Shooting Fish in a Barrel...
We should try that. Get a barrel. Get a fish. See how easy it is. Because you have a barrel here. You have to point that gun at that barrel to shoot that fish.
Monday, October 09, 2006
The Ultimate Website
S: "I want to open a site that combines Google, Myspace, Pornography, and Gambling. It's got traction!"
GL: "What about pharmaceuticals?"
S: "YEAH!"
GL: "What about pharmaceuticals?"
S: "YEAH!"
Friday, October 06, 2006
On Drawing the Line...
I'd do it as long as I don't go to jail... and as long as there is no strip-searching involved, because those are the things that you try to avoid in life, right?
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