The Scorpion on Life

Scorpion: I dont' think I'll ever go to the Opera.... maybe some day... if I have to.
GL:          Like for a girl?
Scorpion: No. Maybe for like a business reason or something.
DS:          You wouldn't go with a girl, but you go for a business reason?
Scorpion: No. We'd do something else.
DS:          Even if you really loved this girl?
Scorpion: The problem is love is a chemical reaction and all chemical reactions can be controlled.