The Scorpion on Life

Scorpion: I don't really like [Superman]. He's a flawed character.
GL:            How is he flawed?
Scorpion: He's always battling his inner demons. He can't be himself. Why can't he just be superman? I can understand batman. If he didn't have a secret identity he would get killed, but Superman? He's Superman.
JS:            But he needs to have a private life.
Scorpion: But do you know how much game Superman would have? He's Superman! And why would you choose a tights as your outfit? If I was a superhero I would have body armor and stuff.
DS:            Maybe he likes his outfit.
Scorpion: It says a lot about their outfit what people choose.
JS:            There's some controversy about his new outfit.
DS:            What's wrong with it?
Scorpion: Have you seen...? But... It's... It's not right. His outfit. It's kind of metrosexual. I think he's just the wrong person to play Superman. Hrm... who would make a good Superman? Wolverine would make a good Superman!