The Scorpion on Life

In reference to this news item reporting that Wal Mart announced it will sell 4,000 TMX Elmo dolls every day this week on its Web site.

Scorpion:... But they're selling them at regular price! If I were them, I would sell them for eighty dollars. They horde them, the Wal-Mart.
AA: Why are you so interest in Tickle-Me Elmo's?
S: There's for little kids. It wiggles. It jiggles. Apparently, there's a Spanish version. There's an English version, there's a Spanish version.
GL: What does the Spanish one say?
S: Same as in English, but in Spanish.