The Scorpion on Life

Scorpion: GL, would you save JS if he fell on the tracks?

GL:             Of course! Wouldn't you?

Scorpion: Well... I'd have to think for a moment.

JS:              What?!? There are times when you don't think you just act.

GL:              You mean to say that you'd actually sit there weighing the pros and cons while a train was coming and JS was on the tracks?

Scorpion: Well... Yeah.